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(Message started by: nani on Dec 30^th, 2004, 10:29am)

Title: Another Girls Night Out Tale
Post by nani on Dec 30^th, 2004, 10:29am

**Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: ***

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him " Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Title: Re: Another Girls Night Out Tale
Post by broomhilda on Dec 30^th, 2004, 10:59am

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Title: Re: Another Girls Night Out Tale
Post by Langa on Dec 30^th, 2004, 12:09pm

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Title: Re: Another Girls Night Out Tale
Post by Bethany1 on Dec 30^th, 2004, 2:06pm

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Title: Re: Another Girls Night Out Tale
Post by E-Double on Dec 30^th, 2004, 8:43pm

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