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(Message started by: nani on Dec 27th, 2004, 11:05pm)
Title: senior moments
Post by nani on Dec 27th, 2004, 11:05pm
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Title: Re: senior moments
Post by Redd715 on Dec 28th, 2004, 6:37am
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Title: Re: senior moments
Post by Langa on Dec 28th, 2004, 8:32am
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Title: Re: senior moments
Post by Langa on Dec 28th, 2004, 8:35am
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Arizona. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.  Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat"
Title: Re: senior moments
Post by nani on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:43pm
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Title: Re: senior moments
Post by Langa on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:52pm
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Title: Re: senior moments
Post by hilbily on Dec 29th, 2004, 10:17am
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Title: Re: senior moments
Post by Biker on Dec 31st, 2004, 7:47pm
The elderly couple was sitting on the front poarch when she said, I remember when you use to lean over and whisper in my ear.
  He leaned over and whispered  "I love you"

She said , I remember when you use to hold my hand.
   He reached over and took her hand.

Then she said, I remember when you use to nibble the back of my neck.
   He got up from the chair and started toward the door.
She asked "Where are you going?"
   He replied,    "To find my teeth."
Title: Re: senior moments
Post by Langa on Dec 31st, 2004, 8:50pm

on 12/31/04 at 19:47:36, Biker wrote:
The elderly couple was sitting on the front poarch when she said, I remember when you use to lean over and whisper in my ear.
  He leaned over and whispered  "I love you"

She said , I remember when you use to hold my hand.
   He reached over and took her hand.

Then she said, I remember when you use to nibble the back of my neck.
   He got up from the chair and started toward the door.
She asked "Where are you going?"
   He replied,    "To find my teeth."

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