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(Message started by: Biker on Dec 17^th, 2004, 12:53am)

Title: Young Farmers
Post by Biker on Dec 17^th, 2004, 12:53am

A couple of young farmers got together, tied the knot, then moved out to the farm. As with most young couples, they would have sex in the morning, noon, and night. Trouble was, they also wanted sex a couple times during the day, but with her in the house, and him in the field, they wern't getting any work done due to all the walking back and forth to get together.
They went to their preacher to ask advice. The preacher asked if the young man didnt carry his firearm out in the field with him to ward off snakes, vermon, and the like. The young man answered that he did in deed carry a firearm with him in the field. The preacher told him the simplest solution was to fire off a round when he got in the mood, and him and his wife could meet half way. That would save time walking from the fields to the house and back.
Later that fall, the preacher was passing the young couples house where he saw the young man sitting on the porch looking all bummed out. The preacher stopped and asked if everything was working out with the plan he had suggested. The young man stated that it worked real well for a very long time. He would get in the mood, fire off a round, and he and the wife would meet in a secluded spot and do the deed. They were both getting their work done, and enjoying each other to the fullest.
The preacher asked him where she was, and why he was looking so sad. The young man told the preacher that everything was swell till the first day of hunting season, and he has not seen her since.