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(Message started by: JDH on Dec 15^th, 2004, 10:44am)

Title: Driving in Tejas
Post by JDH on Dec 15^th, 2004, 10:44am

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, TX.
A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo ...... of handcuffs.

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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet your are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.
"He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Title: Re: Driving in Tejas
Post by Biker on Dec 15^th, 2004, 1:51pm

I was not intellegent enough to think of that when I was catching a ticket for loud pipes in Texas. Good for her. Bless her heart.