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(Message started by: rextangle on Dec 14^th, 2004, 2:57pm)

Title: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by rextangle on Dec 14^th, 2004, 2:57pm

After all these years, I've decided to sell my brain.

Description:

1965 Model - Made in France with German and British parts. Imagine a Citroen car with Mercedes and Jaguar engine parts!!!

This brain has been in the states since 1985. Has worked in Chicago, Los Angeles and now Denver.

THE GOOD: This model includes guitar playing knowledge, Multitrack Digital Recording, some HTML and extensive computer experience. This brain has been drug free for many years. Alcohol free and all the regular maintenance performed.

Package includes sense of humor, sarcasm and an unusual IQ of 160 that has never been used to its full potential without a doubt! Performs fairly well in 4 languages (English, French, German and Swahili).
Has catholic 2.0 installed but never used.
The brain comes enclosed in a case made out of bone material in the shape of a skull with brown hair attached to it. The hair is in perfect condition with no spots missing and barely no grey that's noticable at all. Comes with a full Oxygen Tank.

THE BAD: For the past three years, it has developed a chronic problem that mostly occurs between 11 pm and 6 am. About 3-4 times per night, the brain goes into this malfunction that manifest itself by an intense pain that lasts between 20 minutes to 2 hours.

I have tried to take the brain to specialists who charged me ridiculous amounts of money (argh... mechanics!). All they did was to put different chemical products in it that didn't solve the problem, but added other malfunctions to it.

So, the only thing that seems to help right now is to pump some oxygen in it as soon as the problem starts and put a block of ice on it.

Maybe someone out there would know what to do to resolve this matter as I am clueless.

Make me an offer or willing to trade for a decent average brain of any kind.
Serious inquiries only.
Thank you!

Rex

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by LeLimey on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:58pm

on 12/14/04 at 14:57:30, rextangle wrote:

[smiley=hug.gif] Sorry it hurts but thank you for a very good giggle!!

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Biker on Dec 15^th, 2004, 2:15pm

Wonders how that brain is gonna function with feeding cattle at 6am and pm every day. Hows that brain gonna function before dawn at very low temp. Wonders how that brain functions with placing tire chains on the truck in the snow (after or before light)? Wonders if this peticular brain can imagine what its like to be outdoors in all inclimate weather. Wonder if that brain is capable of splitting firewood to keep itself warm while sleeping? Seems to me that the brain is in need of anothers brains money to keep it comfortable. Wondering if that brain recongizes the concept that life can be good if there is no money. Seems to me that the brain in question is asking alot without anything to reedem the food for that brain. I noticed the brain in question did not relate to Harley Davidsons, Jeeps, or Fords, or Dodge. I noticed the brain in question did not relate to the container within which the brain is housed.
Oh well-----I am sure that other brains may be more willing to keep. Or shall I state---more willing to be kept. Besides, I never recall asking for a brain. Now a house-mouse-----am accecpting applications.