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(Message started by: Biker on Dec 2^nd, 2004, 7:53pm)

Title: Leaving home
Post by Biker on Dec 2^nd, 2004, 7:53pm

Hubby comes home one afternoon, and there is the wife packing her suitcase. He asks "Where ya goin?" She answered that she met someone who told her that she could make 300 bucks in Las Vegas,for doing what she did for him the night before.
It didnt take long for hubby to start packing his suitcase. She asked what he thought he was doing. He told her,
Im going with ya. I wanna see ya live on 600 bucks a year.

Title: Re: Leaving home
Post by AussieBrian on Dec 2^nd, 2004, 8:41pm

Hubby comes in yelling "Start packing, darlin. I've won the lottery."

"Wonderful", she says. "Do I pack for warm or cold weather?"

He says, "Don't care, so long as your out of the house within an hour".