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(Message started by: nani on Nov 26^th, 2004, 11:20pm)

Title: First Christmas joke of the year
Post by nani on Nov 26^th, 2004, 11:20pm

First Holiday joke of the year....

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".

Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

Title: Re: First Christmas joke of the year
Post by Biker on Nov 27^th, 2004, 8:50am

Sounds like Carol's hubby caught em.

Title: Re: First Christmas joke of the year
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 27^th, 2004, 10:53am

Hey - wait a minute - I checked and none of mine are missing! ;;D

Carol