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(Message started by: Bethany1 on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 11:02am)

Title: Peanuts
Post by Bethany1 on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 11:02am

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them........

Title: Re: Peanuts
Post by Testy1 on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 11:22am

Aaaaaagh! Thats bad! ;;D

Did you hear about Michael Jackson having to give up on Cub Scouts?
It seems he was up to a pack a day.

Al Gore was a big disappointment in not running this year. Last year, Tipper said she had an important announcement. She was going to shave and not wear any underwear at the inaugural ball. When the cameras were running she was going to raise her dress and say:
"Read my lips! No more Bush!"

Jack

Title: Re: Peanuts
Post by Bethany1 on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 12:04pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Peanuts
Post by Biker on Nov 27^th, 2004, 9:18am

A truck driver entered the greasy spoon diner, sat down beside a biker and looked at the menu. After a short time, the waitress came to take his order. The truck driver ordered the chilli. The waitress explained how they have served all the chilli available and there was no more.
Then, she noticed the biker had not touched his chilli, and suggested that the trucker might enjoy the bikers chilli if the biker was'nt going to eat it. The waitress and trucker both looked at the biker, and the biker said "take it."
The trucker thanked him, took the chilli, crushed a bunch of crackers into the bowl of chilli, and began eating. Down toward the bottom of the bowl, the trucker found a dead mouse and hurled everything back into the bowl. The biker looked and said, "thats as far as I got too."