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(Message started by: nani on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 12:48am)

Title: Another blonde joke
Post by nani on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 12:48am

Two friends walked down the street and passed a flower shop. The brunette says "Damn it, did I tell you that my husband sent me flowers again this morning!" The blonde says "Well I don't know why you're upset, I love it when my husband sends me flowers." "Yeah", says the brunette, "but you know what that means, everytime he sends me flowers he expects that I'll end up flat on my back with my legs in the air." "Why", says the blonde, "don't you have a vase?"

Title: Re: Another blonde joke
Post by Testy1 on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 3:39am

Have you heard about the newlyweds? The guy got home from work and his new wife asked him if he'd like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no" she replied.

Have you heard about the blonde that punched '0' '#' and '*' on her phone? She was looking for assistance in playing tic-tac-toe.

Lawyer joke.
A woman ran into a police station shrieking that she'd just been attacked and ravished by a lawyer.
"What's his name, lady?" The cops asked.
"I don't know"
"Well where does he work?"
"I don't know."
"Have you ever encountered this man before?
"No, never."
"Well, how do youknow he's a lawyer?"
"He wore an expensive suit, drove a pricey German car, and he made me do half the work."

Jack

Title: Re: Another blonde joke
Post by Bethany1 on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 10:53am

Two blondes walking through the forest when they come across a set of tracks.

First blonde says.. "I think they are bear tracks"

second blonde says.. "No, those are deer tracks"

And then the train hit them.

ps... good one nani
;;D

Title: Re: Another blonde joke
Post by karma on Nov 27^th, 2004, 12:20pm

Two blondes are cruising down I-95 on the way to Disney.
They cruise along until they see a sign that says Disney Left.
They turned around and went home.