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(Message started by: mynm156 on Nov 19^th, 2004, 10:03pm)

Title: The gorilla remover
Post by mynm156 on Nov 19^th, 2004, 10:03pm

A man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!"

Title: Re: The gorilla remover
Post by 21yrs on Nov 20^th, 2004, 3:11am

fukin great [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The gorilla remover
Post by Jonny on Nov 20^th, 2004, 4:10am

Laughing my mutha fucking ass off!!!!! ;;D

I had to type that out!!!!

.............................jonny

Title: Re: The gorilla remover
Post by Redneck on Nov 20^th, 2004, 6:14pm

Thanks ever so much, I needed that, LMAO.

Title: Re: The gorilla remover
Post by Ronny on Nov 20^th, 2004, 8:51pm

LMAO

Title: Re: The gorilla remover
Post by Sisyphus on Nov 25^th, 2004, 2:16pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
and stil laughing