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(Message started by: mynm156 on Nov 12th, 2004, 5:27pm)

Title: a refund for the toaster
Post by mynm156 on Nov 12th, 2004, 5:27pm
A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"

She explains the situation with the toaster.

He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are saying you that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!


Title: Re: a refund for the toaster
Post by LeLimey on Nov 12th, 2004, 5:36pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] I'm definitely going to try that one next time I have to take anything back to a shop!

Title: Re: a refund for the toaster
Post by Ronny on Nov 12th, 2004, 6:55pm
Hehehe, Good one...

Title: Re: a refund for the toaster
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 13th, 2004, 7:39pm
I've a warranty card at home that reads:

"Five years and double your money back if ever this appliance burns your toast."

Big bloody deal.  It came with the washing machine.

AussieBrian.



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