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(Message started by: AAF123 on Nov 12^th, 2004, 3:39pm)

Title: Been in the business 60 years...
Post by AAF123 on Nov 12^th, 2004, 3:39pm

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches
> > the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
> > rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
> > and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
> > relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
> > Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
> > live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but
decided
> > he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
> > hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,
> > but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
> > As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
> > different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
> > life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need
> > - a new suit."
> > He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
> > The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44
> > long."
> > Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
> > 60 years!"
> > Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
> > As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
about a
> > a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
> > salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
> > Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
> > business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
> > As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
> > about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman
> > eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E." Joe was
astonished,
> > "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
> > Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.
> > Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
> > about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said,
> > "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said,
"Let's
> > see...size 36."
> > Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
> > years old"
> > The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
> > underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
> > spine and give you one hell of a headache." ::)

Title: Re: Been in the business 60 years...
Post by Ronny on Nov 13^th, 2004, 7:44pm

Woohaa !

Title: Re: Been in the business 60 years...
Post by unsolved1 on Nov 14^th, 2004, 11:39pm

that's a good one. It's been here before.

8) Unsolved 8)

Title: Re: Been in the business 60 years...
Post by Spike266 on Nov 17^th, 2004, 5:06am

:o I wish somone told me that a long time ago!!!!!