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(Message started by: LeLimey on Nov 5^th, 2004, 5:10pm)

Title: As I mature
Post by LeLimey on Nov 5^th, 2004, 5:10pm

As I mature....

As I mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just not very nice.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 5^th, 2004, 7:19pm

And I've learned that the secret to it all is sincerity.

Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by Ronny on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:04pm

How did you know my nick name??? (Big Willy)

:o

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by LeLimey on Nov 8^th, 2004, 5:15pm

Its the way you type!!! ;)

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by nani on Nov 8^th, 2004, 6:56pm

I've learned that during menopause, the hair growth on your legs slows down a lot. Which gives you more time to focus on those pesky new chin hairs.

I've learned that 1 chocolate in the mouth is worth 2 in the dish.

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 10^th, 2004, 12:26pm

I've noticed as I mature that looking at my belly in the bathtub is similar to looking at an arial map of a volcanic island.

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by ClusterCowboy on Nov 12^th, 2004, 12:48am

As I mature...I tend to forget I'm maturing! ::)

Title: Re: As I mature
Post by sandie99 on Nov 12^th, 2004, 2:55am

Quote:

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

So true! ;;D