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(Message started by: Miklos on Nov 3rd, 2004, 4:23pm)

Title: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Miklos on Nov 3rd, 2004, 4:23pm
DRINKS AND A WOMAN'S PERSONALITY


Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Additional note:  If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.


Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Bec on Nov 3rd, 2004, 7:50pm
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Not going to tell you where I fit in

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by broomhilda on Nov 3rd, 2004, 9:19pm

on 11/03/04 at 19:50:14, Bec wrote:
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Not going to tell you where I fit in

LMAO Becky, thought the same thing :-X

Good one Mik!

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Bethany1 on Nov 4th, 2004, 4:50pm
oh my god, I was thinking the same thing!!!!

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Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Biker on Nov 5th, 2004, 9:36am
Lemon, salt, and tequiella come to mind.

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by sandie99 on Nov 5th, 2004, 12:52pm
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Oh, crap. No category for me!  ;;D

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by BobG on Nov 6th, 2004, 2:07pm

Quote:
Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

I knew her in 1965!


Quote:
Drink: Mixed Drinks  
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

I knew her in 1975!


Quote:
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

I knew her in 1995!

Today, all the women I know drink Metamusal (with a prune juice chaser).
:(

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Jimmy_B on Nov 10th, 2004, 1:18pm

on 11/03/04 at 16:23:44, Miklos wrote:
DRINKS AND A WOMAN'S PERSONALITY


Additional note:  If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.


Oh how...I wish this were true. But alas, tis not.

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by mynm156 on Nov 12th, 2004, 6:50pm
[quote author=Bec
Not going to tell you where I fit in[/quote]

I could spot you!  You'll be the one with the AUTO INJECTOR in the other hand!


MYNM156

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Spike266 on Nov 17th, 2004, 5:19am
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I like the way all of you think.  I'm going to like this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Leesa on Dec 8th, 2004, 1:37pm
:-X  not sayin nuttin!!! LMMFAO
Leesa  ;;D

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by survivor13 on Dec 11th, 2004, 8:52pm
ah! yes, one for the chat room!

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by survivor13 on Dec 12th, 2004, 4:39pm
so far i know one that likes MUDSLIDES and two that like WINE. gonna keeps this one to myself.

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Redd715 on Dec 12th, 2004, 5:04pm
What about us who like BOTH Survivor?  Huh?  HUH? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Racer1_NC on Dec 12th, 2004, 5:13pm

on 12/12/04 at 17:04:54, Redd715 wrote:
What about us who like BOTH Survivor?  Huh?  HUH? [smiley=laugh.gif]


God how I want to say something....... ;;D

Bill

Title: Re: Drinks and Women's Personalities
Post by Redd715 on Dec 12th, 2004, 5:17pm
Go for it Bill...I'm not easily offended..... ;)



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