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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Oct 26^th, 2004, 1:54pm)

Title: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 26^th, 2004, 1:54pm

Top Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies

16. "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle... and your first and second cousin, your nephew..."

15. "We'll always have Wal-Mart."

14. "What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy."

13. "You had me at 'Sooooey!'"

12. "Houston, we have a 'possum."

11. "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?"

10. "I feel the need... the need for sheep."

9. "Are you CRYING? There's no crying in NASCAR!"

8. "Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her '68 Rambler into mine."

7. "I... see... Black people."

6. "Use the horse, Luke!"

5. "I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's."

4. "Hokey opera and ancient museums are no match for a good tractor pull, kid."

3. "I know what you're thinking... did he fire six shots or only five? Well, hell if I know! You KNOW I cain't count no higher'n three since the chainsaw accident!"

2. "My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.'"

And The Number 1 Famous Quote from a Redneck Movie...

1. "You want a tooth?! You can't HANDLE a tooth!!"

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 26^th, 2004, 3:57pm

There ain't room in this town for the both of us, Billy Bob!

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by sandie99 on Oct 27^th, 2004, 7:15am

"We always have Wal-Mart..." Good one! ;;D

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by ArCane on Oct 27^th, 2004, 1:15pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by BobG on Oct 27^th, 2004, 11:05pm

10. "I feel the need... the need for sheep."

If'n ya stick da hind legs down inta yer boots they cant git away.

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 28^th, 2004, 8:23pm

C'mon, BobG, I've tried it that way.
How can you kiss them?

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by BobG on Oct 28^th, 2004, 9:19pm

on 10/28/04 at 20:23:36, AussieBrian wrote:

C'mon, BobG, I've tried it that way.
How can you kiss them?

I never thought about kissing them.
I guess you could turn them over and stick their front legs in your boots and ..........nah.........that wouldn't work too good either.... unless....... hmmmm.......nope, I ain't doin' that!

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 29^th, 2004, 5:02am

Forget the boots. The trick is to wear running shoes.
Then you'll always get the good looking one.

Title: Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 29^th, 2004, 9:46am

You could drink em purty.