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(Message started by: AlienSpaceBabe on Oct 21^st, 2004, 7:29pm)

Title: Jobs I wouldn't want to have....
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Oct 21^st, 2004, 7:29pm

Would you want these jobs?
Can you figure out what they really are?

1 - arachnid homicide performance artist

2 - yuletide feast sustenance provider

3 - aural stimulation detection and conveyance module

4 - savory incineratable comestibles formula concoctor

5 - atimentary canal discharge removal engineer

6 - naval lint transfer technician

7 - disgorgement cleanser

8 - tedious tome bungle detector

9 - debris-encrusted prophylactic skimmer at solid waste reduction plant

10 - excretement transfer expert

11 - proboscus unfouler

12 - atimentary canal air discharge olifactory organ

:D ;;D :D ;;D :P [smiley=laugh.gif] :P [smiley=laugh.gif] :D ;;D :D ;;D

Lizzie aka ASB

Title: The answers....
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Oct 21^st, 2004, 9:27pm

DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS....

1 - spider killer with a flair for the dramatic

2 - Christmas dinner

3 - ear

4 - recipe maker

5 - pooper scooper

6 - belly button fuzz remover

7 - vomit cleaner-upper

8 - editor of very boring books

9 - the person who has to wade through the poop at the wastewater treatment plant to pick up the used condoms so they don't clog the system (seriously, a REAL job at Jones Island wastewater plant in Milwaukee)

10 - port-a-potty emptiers

11 - nose picker

12 - nose that smells passed-gas