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(Message started by: Bec on Oct 20^th, 2004, 5:17pm)

Title: THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
Post by Bec on Oct 20^th, 2004, 5:17pm

THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
>
> 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
> 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
> 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
> 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
> 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
> 6. Do I look like a people person?
> 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
> 8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
> 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
> 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?
> 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
> 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
> 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
> 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
> 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
> gone to sleep yet.
> 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
> 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
> 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
> 19. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.
> 20. Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
> 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
> 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
> 24. Earth is full. Go home.
> 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty-bitty ego?
> 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
> 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
> 28. Your village called, they're missing their idiot.
> 29. If not a very nice persons could fly, this place would be an airport.

Title: Re: THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
Post by LeLimey on Oct 20^th, 2004, 5:28pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
Post by nani on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 12:37am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
Post by sandie99 on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 6:59am

[smiley=laugh.gif]I think I am going to copy this and laugh some more later on! :) :) :)

Thanks for posting this![smiley=thumb.gif]

lots of PFdays,
sandie99

Title: Re: THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 24^th, 2004, 7:43pm

Damn you been to my office?

Title: Re: THINGS FOLKS SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
Post by ArCane on Oct 25^th, 2004, 1:26pm

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