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(Message started by: BobG on Oct 14^th, 2004, 7:35am)

Title: Ballad of DUB
Post by BobG on Oct 14^th, 2004, 7:35am

----- BALLAD OF GEORGE DUB BUSH
(Sung to the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Dub,

The documents were fake and he didn't give a fu…k;

He put 'em on the air, an' he thought he'd done the job,

But up from the web come a howlin' mob.

Blogs, that is.

CIA logs.

Checkin' facts.

Well, the first thing you know ol' Dub's a-runnin' fast;

Made a false report an' it bit him in the ass;

He said 'dog-gonnit, I done thought I'd get away!'

But it turned out to be his a-reckonin' day.

Busted, that is.

Red-faced.

Mud in the eye.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dub and all his men;

And they would like to shoot you folks for turnin' them in;

You're all invited back next week to watch the Evening News,

And see which candidate's picked to fill Dub's empty shoes.

Y'all come back, now, hear?