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Title: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by mynm156 on Oct 9th, 2004, 3:05pm (Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 3:19pm I actually got asked " Do you want to go halves on a bastard?" I was so taken aback I burst out laughing instead of thumping the bugger! Most original if not charming chat up line ever used on me! ( And NO!! It didn't work!!) |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by mynm156 on Oct 9th, 2004, 4:06pm (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 4:20pm Ah now I'd be ready for you there sonny!! If your hand is that good what do you need me for?!! *grinning* |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by mynm156 on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:03pm I"M READY! Oh baby I know what it can do for me this is all about what it can do for YOU...... |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:14pm How about wave bye bye?!! This is only intended as an answer to your chat up lines.. not to you personally!!! |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by mynm156 on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:40pm OK then what do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:43pm Sorry.. even if you were multiplying by two you'd only have a fraction of what I want!! |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by Jonny on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:44pm Get in the car little girl or ill kill your family ;;D ........................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:45pm With breath like that you're killing me!! (only joking Jonny.. heard about you and bone bustin!!) |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by E-Double on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:49pm on 10/09/04 at 17:44:11, Jonny wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] You sick Puppy!!! I was thinking, You look good with both your arms.. Wanna keep them. LOL In college Just asking if they "wanna F-ck?" worked real well. E. |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:55pm Too easy Yes but not with you I don't date outside my own species I want a man, not his dinner But then again.. you might be drop dead gorgeous.. hmm .. decisions decisions!! |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by mynm156 on Oct 9th, 2004, 6:36pm Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by LeLimey on Oct 9th, 2004, 6:38pm Good Grief! Someone would shag you just for two minutes of silence! Get your coat.. you've pulled!!LMAO |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by Ronny on Oct 10th, 2004, 3:20pm Pull my finger. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 11th, 2004, 11:57am I'm unbelievably rich, have no family & only have a month to live. |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by yikes_another_one on Oct 13th, 2004, 10:41pm My hubby said he used a classic. He'd catch one as shw was walking by and ask "did it hurt?" and of course they have to know, so they ask "Did what hurt?" and he'd grin, "when you fell form heaven..." IT would make em blush, shake their heads and spend the rest of the night dancing and flirting --- from across the room..in someone else's arms...lol.... |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by thomas on Oct 13th, 2004, 11:18pm "Wanna ride Space Mountain?" ;;D |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by Guido on Oct 14th, 2004, 1:11pm Back in the day, I used to go to this club on Friday and Saturday evenings where the ratio of women to men was prolly 3 to 1. By 12:30 or so, I would go from table to table and say, " why don't I buy us a drink and then we can go back to my place". I was in sales and I guess the fact is I made a good living from 85 percent rejection, so why not just ask? I don't recall a time I went home alone from that club. What I realize years later is a lot of ladies like casual sex as much as men do. Guido |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by E-Double on Oct 14th, 2004, 1:34pm "Just sit on my face and tell me that you love me!" |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by thomas on Oct 14th, 2004, 2:16pm on 10/14/04 at 13:34:20, E-Double wrote:
Fucking beautiful. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by E-Double on Oct 14th, 2004, 2:48pm on 10/14/04 at 14:16:30, thomas wrote:
Sit on my face Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too. I love to hear you oralise When I'm between your thighs You blow me away... Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all kinds of places And play til we're blown away. |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by Pegase on Oct 15th, 2004, 10:18am It's 2 for 1 tonight baby... me and my identical twin brother are ready to double-up your pleasure;-) Pegase |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by Jeepgun on Oct 15th, 2004, 11:52am Damn... I don't have any pickup lines, and I'm pretty shy... So I'd usually end up having long conversations with women, then I would end up with lots of really good friends who also happen to be women, or else they end up falling completely in love with me, so I end up having a really fucked-up love life with lots of anguish for all concerned... *sigh* *singing, Violent Femmes, "Why Can't I Get Just One Fuck?"* [smiley=arg.gif] [smiley=bigcry.gif] [smiley=wtf.gif] [smiley=looser.gif] |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by thomas on Oct 15th, 2004, 12:00pm "Let's go do some high-impact cardio." |
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Title: Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE? Post by PittsburghJoe on Oct 21st, 2004, 4:00pm Man, you hetero folk have some interesting mating rituals. Paging National Geographic! For me, I don't usually have to say much... tying a cherry stem in a knot inside my mouth and deep-throating a beer bottle usually works. ::) Joe |
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