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(Message started by: Melissa on Sep 27^th, 2004, 2:49pm)

Title: Pearly Gates
Post by Melissa on Sep 27^th, 2004, 2:49pm

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.

First woman: "I froze to death."

Second woman: "You froze to death? How horrible!"

First woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?"

Second woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First woman: "So what happened?"

Second woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

First woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

Title: Re: Pearly Gates
Post by broomhilda on Sep 27^th, 2004, 3:21pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one!!!!!