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(Message started by: FZfan on Sep 21st, 2004, 8:01pm)
Title: yet another golf joke
Post by FZfan on Sep 21st, 2004, 8:01pm
One night, in bed, a couple had an argument so bad that the man finally gave up, grabbed a blanket, and slept on the couch. The next morning, his wife felt so bad about their squabble that she decided to buy him a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she headed for the pro shop and asked the pro for suggestions. "Well, a new putter is always safe. This is the latest and greatest." "How much?" "Two hundred dollars." "Hmm. That's rather expensive." Not wanting to lose a sale, the pro offered, "We'll even inscribe it for you. With anything you want. Many golfers get 'NEVER UP, NEVER IN.'" "Oh, I don't think so!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started this whole thing!"
Title: Re: yet another golf joke
Post by Jonny on Sep 21st, 2004, 8:11pm
Then the puter should say "Never wet" "Never in the mood" and it should be shoved up her ass ;;D

..............................................jonny


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