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(Message started by: FZfan on Sep 21^st, 2004, 7:57pm)

Title: Ten Things That Sound Dirty But In Golf Aren't
Post by FZfan on Sep 21^st, 2004, 7:57pm

Ten Things That Sound Dirty But In Golf Aren't

1. Damn, my shaft is bent.
2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Look at the size of his putter.
5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
9. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!