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(Message started by: kimmiedawn81 on Sep 21^st, 2004, 3:42pm)

Title: Wive's chores
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 21^st, 2004, 3:42pm

> Three men were sitting together bragging about how
> they had given their new
> wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Iowa and
> bragged that he had told his
> wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
> cleaning that needed to be
> done at their house. He said that it took a couple
> days but on the third day
> he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
> all washed and put away.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He
> bragged that he had give
> his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
> dishes, and the
> cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
> see any results, but the
> next day it was better. By the third day, his house
> was clean, the dishes
> were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man had married an Illinois girl. He
> boasted that he told her that
> her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
> washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every
> meal. He said the first
> day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
> see anything, but by
> the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
> he could see a little
> out of his left eye...enough to fix himself a bite
> to eat, load the
> dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
>
> Ahhh yes....you've got to love those girls from
> Illinois!!

Title: Re: Wive's chores
Post by Gena on Sep 22^nd, 2004, 10:15am

Thats right ;;D

Title: Re: Wive's chores
Post by thomas on Sep 22^nd, 2004, 10:22am

on 09/21/04 at 15:42:33, kimmiedawn81 wrote:

Ahhh yes....you've got to love those girls from Illinois!!

Well............at least one. ;;D

Title: Re: Wive's chores
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 22^nd, 2004, 12:52pm

Awwww.......

Title: Re: Wive's chores
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 2:39pm

LMAO!! The last one sounds like my wife. Hee hee...

Occasionally, when we are discussing something, I'll tell her, "I am the man and you are the woman and you must listen to what I tell you." And then she gives me "The Look." ROFL