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(Message started by: Bec on Sep 15^th, 2004, 5:55pm)

Title: Wake up call
Post by Bec on Sep 15^th, 2004, 5:55pm

Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need
his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning drive with some
pals to a golf match.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"),
he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."

The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and
that his friends would have left for the golf course without him.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is
5:00 am. Wake up."

Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.