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(Message started by: FZfan on Sep 7^th, 2004, 6:07pm)

Title: The Rules of Bedroom Golf
Post by FZfan on Sep 7^th, 2004, 6:07pm

The Rules of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club re-quires a firm shaft. Course owners may check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the current course. Upset course owners have been known to damage players' equipment. 9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for protection. 10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be their private course. 11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation, while more advanced players will find alternative means of play. 12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for im-proved viewing of alignment with, and approach to, the hole. 13. Players must obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine. 14. Slow play is encouraged, but players should be prepared for quicker play, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request. 15. Time permitting, it is considered outstanding performance to play the same hole several times in one match.

Title: Re: The Rules of Bedroom Golf
Post by thomas on Sep 7^th, 2004, 6:14pm

Love it. ;;D

Title: Re: The Rules of Bedroom Golf
Post by vietvet2tours on Sep 7^th, 2004, 6:24pm

But not a thing about fallin face first onto the course.

Title: Re: The Rules of Bedroom Golf
Post by FZfan on Sep 7^th, 2004, 6:31pm

I think rule #7 might cover that.

Title: Re: The Rules of Bedroom Golf
Post by IndianaJohn on Sep 7^th, 2004, 7:27pm

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