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(Message started by: kimmiedawn81 on Sep 6^th, 2004, 2:38am)

Title: One Question IQ Test
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 6^th, 2004, 2:38am

>>One Question IQ Test...
>>
>>There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>>imitating the action
>>of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses
>>himself to the
>>shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
>>
>>Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of
>>sunglasses, how
>>should he express himself?
>>
>>Think about it first before scrolling down for the
>>answer...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Okay...scroll down
>>
>>¥
>>
>>
>>
>>¥
>>
>>
>>
>>¥
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a
>>pair of sunglasses."
>>
>>If you got this wrong....please go dig a hole, get
in
>>it and call it a
>>day.

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by BobG on Sep 6^th, 2004, 4:02am

Ahh shit. I flunked a one question IQ test. :(

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 6^th, 2004, 11:28am

Don't feel bad, I did too.

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by Ronny on Sep 6^th, 2004, 11:42am

So did i.

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by synergy on Sep 6^th, 2004, 11:58am

DOH!!

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by unsolved1 on Sep 11^th, 2004, 12:46pm

Grade must = an "F" here too :-[

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 22^nd, 2004, 9:33pm

Damn... *hastily burying myself in the cat box*

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by yikes_another_one on Sep 24^th, 2004, 9:29pm

Guess the key word was

uh

blind

rotf

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by Lizzie2 on Sep 27^th, 2004, 11:36pm

LOL yeah I agree with the above!!

My reaction before scrolling down was: "Why does a blind man need sunglasses?" hehehe

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 1^st, 2004, 11:54am

You'll think I'm lying but, I actually had the right answer.

Lizzie... You ask why a blind man would need sun glasses??? A lot of blind people do actually use them to hide their eyes.....Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, the list goes on.

Why the hell do I answer hypothetical questions?????

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by BobG on Oct 1^st, 2004, 2:02pm

What if there was no such things as hypothetical questions?

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 1^st, 2004, 4:50pm

on 10/01/04 at 14:02:56, BobG wrote:

What if there was no such things as hypothetical questions?

Now my brain is REALLY going to melt down.

Title: Re: One Question IQ Test
Post by Lizzie2 on Oct 4^th, 2004, 3:43am

on 10/01/04 at 11:54:32, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:

LOL...This I know. ;;D It's kind of one of those gut-reaction thoughts before you think it through, ya know? I live right close by to Philadelphia's Free Library for the Blind. ;)