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(Message started by: kimh on Sep 4^th, 2004, 1:44pm)

Title: The Newlyweds
Post by kimh on Sep 4^th, 2004, 1:44pm

> > > A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
> > > husband,
> > > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
> > > and
> > > party
> > > with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
> > > be right
> > > back." Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
> > > "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
> > > The wife
> > > said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
> > > refrigerator
> > > and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
> > > different
> > > countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
> > > could
> > > think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop, but at the bar - you know,
> > > they
> > > have
> > > frozen glasses.."
> > > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
> > > interrupted him
> > > by
> > > saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
> > > She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
> > > was
> > > getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale,
> > > said,
> > > "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those neat little
> > > snacks &
> > > hors d'ouevres that are really delicious - won't be long, I'll be
> > > right
> > > back. I promise."
> > > OK! "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven
> > > and took
> > > out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> > > the
> > > blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> > > "But my sweet honey. At the bar, you know, there's swearing,
> > > dirty words
> > > and all that.."
> > > "You want dirty words, cutie pie? Listen up, dickhead! Drink your
> > > f***ing
> > > beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your f***ing snacks,
> > > because you
> > > are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, not a very nice person?"
> > > And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? ---
> > >