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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Aug 31^st, 2004, 1:06pm)

Title: guy
Post by vietvet2tours on Aug 31^st, 2004, 1:06pm

Guy gets bummed by his life and decides to live in the boonies at a lake in northern Canada.After about a year with no human contact he sees a man in a canoe paddling across the lake toward his cabin.When he meets the man he is greeted by a lumberjack about as big a man as he ever met.The lumberjack tells the guy that he's havin a party that nite and hes invited.guy asks what kinnda party and the lumberjack says well there's gonna be lots of drinkin.Guy hasn't had a drink in a year says i'm up for that i could use some stiff drinks.Lumberjack says theres gonna be lots of drugs.Guy says hey i'm up for that ,aint had a toke or a toot in about a year.Lumberjack says oh yeah and lots of kinky sex too.Guy grins and says hey that sounds really good to me,iaint had none in about a year.Lumberjack says oh yeah and theres probably gonna be some fightin goin on to.Guy says well i haven't been in a fight for about a year and i sure dont miss it so i'll pass on the fightin.Guy asks the lumberjack hey what should i wear to this shindig tonite?Lumberjack says it dont matter just gonna be me and you.

Title: Re: guy
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 31^st, 2004, 4:48pm

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