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(Message started by: saintslair on Aug 19^th, 2004, 11:46am)

Title: Children witness childbirth....
Post by saintslair on Aug 19^th, 2004, 11:46am

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the
call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was
asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place. Smack him again."