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(Message started by: kimh on Aug 15^th, 2004, 3:16pm)

Title: Bill and Hillary
Post by kimh on Aug 15^th, 2004, 3:16pm

> >
> >Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the
> >first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of
the
> >Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to Bill. First
> >Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and
> >shakes his head violently.
> >
> >The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request from the
> >owner of the team down to the bat boy."
> >
> >What really gets Bill going is when the agent tells him the fans would
love
> >it!
> >
> >So Bill just shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that is what the people
> >want."
> >
> >Then Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants,
> >and drops her right over the wall into the field.
> >
> >She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes wild.
> >They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
> >
> >Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You
were
> >right, I would have never believed that!"
> >
> >Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
> >
> >The agent replies, Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the FIRST
> >PITCH!"