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(Message started by: BillyJ. on Aug 13^th, 2004, 4:47am)

Title: CARNATION MILK
Post by BillyJ. on Aug 13^th, 2004, 4:47am

CARNATION MILK
A little old lady from Iowa had worked in and around
family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk.
There were hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores (1940s-or 50's),
she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best
slogan.
The rhyme began with "Carnation Milk is best of all....
"She said to herself, "I know all about milk and dairy
farms... I can do this."
So she sent in her entry....... About a week later,
a black limo drove up in front of her house.
A man got out and came to her door, saying:
"Carnation LOVED your entry so much we are
here to award you $1000, even though we will not be
able to use it..."
This was her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all,
No tits to pull, no shit to haul,
No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.

This may be old but it was new to me :)