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(Message started by: Biker on Aug 11^th, 2004, 11:07am)

Title: Birthday presents
Post by Biker on Aug 11^th, 2004, 11:07am

This doctor, attorney, and biker are sitting at a table in a local watering hole in downtown major population.
The doctor proclaimed it was his wifes birthday. He bought her a pearl necklass and a cruise to Spain. He said if she didnt like the necklass, she would like the cruise, and she would know he loved her.
The attorney stated it was also his wife's birthday, and he bought her a mink coat, and a BMW. He thought if she didnt like the coat, she would like the BMW, and know he loved her.
The biker said, Yea, its my ole lady's birthday too. I got her a T shirt and a dildo. If she dont like the T shirt, she can screw herself.