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(Message started by: Ree on Aug 10^th, 2004, 12:05pm)

Title: SHIT
Post by Ree on Aug 10^th, 2004, 12:05pm

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>
> Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
> Shit ! may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
> Consider:
> You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
>
> With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your
> shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>
> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit,
> and tell others to eat shit.
>
> Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> between shit and shineola.
>
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
> horse shit, and chicken shit.
>
> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
> or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>
> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>
> You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times
> when you feel like shit.
>
> You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit
> or a lot of weird shit.
>
> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek
> without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
> bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
> the English language.
>
> And remember, once ! you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
> else!!
>
> You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
> give a shit!
>
>
> Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give
a
> shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you
> happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
> Well, Shit Happens!!!

Title: Re: SHIT
Post by thomas on Aug 10^th, 2004, 12:28pm

Wash your filthy mouth! :o ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: SHIT
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 10^th, 2004, 5:52pm

that was some pretty good shit.

Title: Re: SHIT
Post by alleyoop on Aug 11^th, 2004, 11:05am

Move the "s" to the end of the word...........hits!

hits.........shit!

...................................alley ;;D