Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2002-2004 Funnies and Jokes >> Passing Gas
        
(Message started by: Biker on Aug 5^th, 2004, 12:19pm)

Title: Passing Gas
Post by Biker on Aug 5^th, 2004, 12:19pm

A couple was married for over 30 years. Normal wife, but the husband had a habit of breaking wind when he woke up in the mornings. Fact is, he would pass gas for about a half hour before he got out of bed every single day.
His wife would tell him every single day, "one of these days, your gonna fart your guts out."
Time went on like this year after year, day after day. It became a routine. Then one day--she was fixing Thanksgiving dinner for the family. Kids, grandkids, cousins, on and on and on. Lots of people were comming over for Thanksgiving dinner, and quite a few turkeys to bake.
As she was cleaning the turkeys, she had a thought just pop into her head. She took the innards of a couple of turkeys, popped them in the microwave, and warmed them up. Then she tip-toed into the bedroom, carefully lifted the covers, and placed the warmed up turkey innerds close to hubbys behind, then returned to her cooking.
A short time passed, then came the familiar sound of hubby breaking wind as he woke up. After a few minutes, she noticed there was no noise as she heard every morning for over 30 years. It was silent. More time passed, and she became worried. She decided she better see if hubby was alright.
She entered the bedroom, and there was hubby. Standing stiff as a board up against the wall, white faced, with sweat pouring off his body, and shaking like he had tremors. She asked "Honey, Whats wrong?"
He replied, "You been telling me for over 30 years that one day I would fart my guts out. Today, I did just that. (He holds up his left hand, thumb tucked into the palm) But by the Grace of God, and these four fingers, I got them back in.

Title: Re: Passing Gas
Post by mynm156 on Aug 5^th, 2004, 12:27pm

:o DOAP!!!

MYNM156

Title: Re: Passing Gas
Post by Gena on Aug 5^th, 2004, 1:06pm

[smiley=eek5.gif]

Title: Re: Passing Gas
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 5^th, 2004, 8:23pm

LMAO!!!

Title: Re: Passing Gas
Post by Samantha_Smith on Aug 5^th, 2004, 10:03pm

That's sooo totally gross! I love it!

Title: Re: Passing Gas
Post by BobG on Aug 6^th, 2004, 6:02am

[smiley=crackup.gif]
Now that's funny!
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Passing Gas
Post by Robert_C. on Aug 6^th, 2004, 6:45am

You mean it never happened to you? [smiley=yikes.gif]

Robert