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(Message started by: Ree on Jul 28^th, 2004, 6:57pm)

Title: Special Classes for Men.........good one!
Post by Ree on Jul 28^th, 2004, 6:57pm

SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,
Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of
Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls
; and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes.
Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote t o Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with
looking in the right places instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not
harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while
she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
& nbsp; Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM
&nb sp; for 2 hours.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be
determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Title: Re: Special Classes for Men.........good one!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jul 28^th, 2004, 7:18pm

Quick - where can I sign Bill up!!!!! He tells people he doesn't even know where the kitchen is and if he did know, he's pretty sure he's not allowed in that room! Sadly, I sampled his cooking way back in the 'starry eyed' days, and frankly, he's not allowed in my kitchen! We could both die!!!!!

Title: Re: Special Classes for Men.........good one!
Post by Samantha_Smith on Jul 29^th, 2004, 1:56pm

Oh my gut hurts and I peed my pants again!!!

Ummm....Can I teach Class #10?
Samantha