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(Message started by: broomhilda on Jun 30^th, 2004, 2:26pm)

Title: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by broomhilda on Jun 30^th, 2004, 2:26pm

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first
class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and
gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw
what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue
and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go
nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes
a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the
woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times
you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What
kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to
drive me crazy?"

The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I
have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an
orgasm."

The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are
you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
;;D ;)

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Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by Peppermint on Jun 30^th, 2004, 2:32pm

ER, uh... ;;D

Pepper

Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by broomhilda on Jun 30^th, 2004, 2:34pm

LMAO Pep, after I posted I thought about you, you are the mint kind ;)

Hugs

Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by Becky on Jun 30^th, 2004, 5:29pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by thomas on Jun 30^th, 2004, 5:42pm

Wonder if it was cracked, or ground ::)

Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by purpleydog on Jul 3^rd, 2004, 2:53am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by Redd715 on Jul 3^rd, 2004, 10:34am

I'd be happy to trade conditions. Think I can turn in CH for whatever she's got? Huh? Huh? Do ya think?

Hey a woman can dream can't she? LMMFAO

Title: Re: A Smile for the Ladies!
Post by miapet on Jul 4^th, 2004, 11:59am

hahahahhahaha