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(Message started by: Samantha_Smith on Jun 24^th, 2004, 4:07pm)

Title: R U Qualified to be a "Professional"?
Post by Samantha_Smith on Jun 24^th, 2004, 4:07pm

Short Quiz:

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional".

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But do not scroll down UNTIL you have anwsered the question!

1.) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things things in an overly complicated manner.

2.) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say, "Open the refigerator, put the elephant in, and close the door?" Wrong answer!

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. This tests your ability to think thru the repercussions of your previous actions.

3.) The Lion King is hosting an animal conferance. All the animals attend....except one.....which animal does not attend?

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Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay even if you didn't answer the first 3 questions correctly you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4.) There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage to cross the river?

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Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you been listening? All of the crocodiles are at the Animal Conference. This tests whether yuou learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several answers correct. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves that most professionals have the brains of a 4 year old.

Send this out to all of your smart friends.

Title: Re: R U Qualified to be a "Professional"
Post by BobG on Jun 25^th, 2004, 3:26pm

LOL.
Good one Sam.

How do you put 5 elephants in a Volkswagen?

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2 in the front seat and 3 in the back.

;;D

Title: Re: R U Qualified to be a "Professional"
Post by YMe on Jul 2^nd, 2004, 4:36am

As a former Brit I felt I should share this one also:

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?
You drive along the M4. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Note to non-Brits: this should be READ and not shown on paper. Thus:
How do you get to Wales in a Mini Cooper?

ok i thought this was funny but i was 6 at the time
:)