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(Message started by: Becky on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 3:37pm)

Title: Becoming a Real Man
Post by Becky on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 3:37pm

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
>marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained
>for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree
>. .
>
>TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
>Mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an
>associates degree in MA (Male Arts).
>
>Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
>
> FIRST YEAR
> Autumn Schedule:
> MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
> MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
> MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
> MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
>
> Winter Schedule:
> MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
> MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at
>2AM
> MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
> EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
> EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
> ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
>
> Spring Schedule:
> MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
> MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
> MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
> ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers
>
> SECOND YEAR
> Autumn Schedule
> SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
> SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
> SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
> MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
> Elective (See Electives Below)
>
> Winter Schedule:
> MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
> MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
> MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
> MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
> MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
>
> Spring Schedule:
> MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
> MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
> MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
> MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
> MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
>
> Course Electives:
> EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
> MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
> MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
> ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
> ECON 001D Mistress: Not a Tax Shelter
>
> Just a thought for all the women out there . . . MENtal illness,
>MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnecologist (poetic
>spelling). Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send
>this to anyone you know who needs a good laugh and brighten their day!!!
>. . . and when we have real trouble, it's a ... HISterectomy.
>

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by thomas on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:10pm

How about stfu and get me a beer, beatch, 101. ;;D
Or stfu and cook me dinner, beatch, 210. ;;D

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by jonny on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:32pm

Or "STFU bitch and suck my dick 201"

LMMFAO ;;D

.................................jonny

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by thomas on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:35pm

Or the ol' "How to please your man and your sister at the same time 333" This is an advanced course only.

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by jonny on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:40pm

on 06/23/04 at 16:35:25, thomas wrote:

This is an advanced course only.

YEAH!!!!, Now we are thinking ;;D

.........................jonny

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by thomas on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:51pm

How to gargle peanut butter 225.

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by jonny on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:54pm

I dont know about you dude but im off to the showers, the chicks are going to be coming down on us soon (Did I say that?) ;;D

......................................jonny

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by thomas on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 4:57pm

Coming or going?

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by Rush on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 8:15pm

ROTFLMMFAO TSWJTFF

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by Samantha_Smith on Jun 24^th, 2004, 3:39pm

May I humbly suggest that one of your Sex 101 classes have a lab that would be worth one credit?

Title: Re: Becoming a Real Man
Post by thomas on Jun 24^th, 2004, 3:41pm

on 06/24/04 at 15:39:02, Samantha_Smith wrote:

May I humbly suggest that one of your Sex 101 classes have a lab that would be worth one credit?

hmmmmmm well, I only instruct the graduate level classes. ;;D So you wont find me in the 101 labs.