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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 12:53pm)

Title: Be alert when flying
Post by Jimmy_B on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 12:53pm

An American Airlines flight enroute from Los Angeles was diverted to Kansas City yesterday when a passenger was noticed attempting to light a fuse protruding from his rectum.

Flight Attendant Bunny Miller said she noticed the man seated in an aisle seat leaning forward and holding a cigarette lighter behind his legs. "I though he was just trying to light a fart," said Miller, "like our pilots are always doing on layovers. Then I saw this string-like thing hanging from his ass, and I got scared." She immediately called for assistance. Several male passengers subdued the man before he was able to light the fuse.

The passenger, Mohammed Bin Ali El Batout Nabeel Sin Abba Rahim Mansour Ali Baba, Age 25, was carrying fourteen passports from various countries throughout the middle east. Asked why he had stuffed himself full of plastic explosives, Ali Baba stated, "I was planning to blow the chit out of the plane. I wanted show that we are a peace loving pipple."

Airport security agents in Los Angeles remembered seeing Ali Baba as he boarded American flight 90. They were a bit concerned because his name would not fit on the front of the ticket, he was wearing a checkered tablecloth as a hat, looked like he was ready to kill someone, was reading an Al Quaeda training manual and had on a ' Screw America' tee-shirt.

According to Federal Airport Security standards, however, individuals cannot be Profiled for additional security simply because they are young, middle-eastern men.

Federal officials are now referring to this latest terrorist attempt as a 'butt bomb'. "I'm not sure how were going to check for 'butt bombs'," stated a security official!

Title: Re: Be alert when flying
Post by Samantha_Smith on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 2:31pm

If I was a liberal, tree hugging. politically correct person I would not laughing as hard as I am right now. Ouch......my stomach hurts so bad. I think I busted my gut. LOL!!!!!