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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jun 9^th, 2004, 11:26am)

Title: I want a divorce
Post by mynm156 on Jun 9^th, 2004, 11:26am

A Married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowl increases her speed to 45mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he
continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all
the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he
asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I'vegot everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

Title: Re: I want a divorce
Post by no-one on Jun 9^th, 2004, 2:30pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] And you better remember that. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I want a divorce
Post by broomhilda on Jun 9^th, 2004, 2:39pm

LMFAO!!!! I am with Becky, never forget LOL [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I want a divorce
Post by Sean_C on Jun 9^th, 2004, 10:44pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] :o [smiley=laugh.gif] :o[smiley=laugh.gif]

Lmao

sean

Title: Re: I want a divorce
Post by miapet on Jun 14^th, 2004, 12:12pm

omg . . hahahahhahahahahahaha

Title: Re: I want a divorce
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 15^th, 2004, 10:06pm

Real moral of the story: Never let the bitch drive.

Chuck