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(Message started by: no-one on Jun 9th, 2004, 12:12am)

Title: How to Impress a Woman
Post by no-one on Jun 9th, 2004, 12:12am
How To Impress A Woman:

* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Pray with her,

* Pray for her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end Earth and back again for her.

* Be honest with her



How to impress a man:


* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV


Title: Re: How to Impress a Woman
Post by renny on Jun 9th, 2004, 12:36am
:-X   .....Becky I know that guy........ [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: How to Impress a Woman
Post by mynm156 on Jun 9th, 2004, 12:22pm
It just goes to show you that men are much easier to please.




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