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(Message started by: 5-string on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 10:23pm)

Title: Sperm count...??
Post by 5-string on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 10:23pm

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the
doctor
asked for a sperm count.

He gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
semen
sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc,it's
like
this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her
left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out,
and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

...Thought I'd pass it on.
...Mark..