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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on May 31^st, 2004, 12:20pm)

Title: Are you from Jersey?
Post by Jimmy_B on May 31^st, 2004, 12:20pm

1) There are two Pro football teams...the South Jersey Eagles & the North Jersey Giants.

2) Proud to be the only "New" state, where you don't need to use the "New"...York, Hampshire, Mexico...doesn't work, does it.

3) We know what a "piney" is, & where one might be
found. We also hate shoobies.

4) You're never from New Jersey. You're either from South Jersey, Central Jersey, or North Jersey.

5) Don't consider Camden & Newark, as part of New Jersey.

6) They are called Subs, dammit...not hero's, hoagies, & definirely NOT submarine sandwiches.

7) No matter which direction you travel to go to the beach...it's always "Going DOWN to the shore."

8) Shore Points are passed down like family heirlooms. If your parents went to Wildwood..you MUST go to Wildwood. Going to a different Shore Point is grounds for Disownment.

9) If day-tripping...it is permissible to go to Seaside Heights...but only if day-tripping. See Rule #8.

10) You've heard of the "Mile High Club"...Jersey has the "Under the Boardwalk Club"

I love New Jersey & hey even if I didn't ...I couldn't leave without a boat or paying a toll ;;D

Title: Re: Are you from Jersey?
Post by no-one on May 31^st, 2004, 7:32pm

[smiley=headbanger.gif]

I remember rule # 10

But how true they all are.

Becky