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(Message started by: BobG on May 27^th, 2004, 9:29am)

Title: her younger sister
Post by BobG on May 27^th, 2004, 9:29am

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we had decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me; and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There
was only one thing bothering me - very much, indeed - and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age and she often wore tight miniskirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me giving me a pleasant view of her underwear. It HAD to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and that she had feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome, nor did she WANT to
overcome them.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock
and couldn't say a word. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with this, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top of the stairs, she pulled her panties off and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man to marry our
daughter. Welcome to our family."

The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Title: Re: her younger sister
Post by Tiannia on May 28^th, 2004, 11:32am

Bob - I just love your pearls of wisdom. ::)

-Tia

Title: Re: her younger sister
Post by mynm156 on May 29^th, 2004, 11:34am

[smiley=sayyes.gif]BEst place to keep them. Never loose an opportunity

MYNM156

Title: Re: her younger sister
Post by Gena on Jun 1^st, 2004, 9:20am

[smiley=slowlaugh.gif]

Title: Re: her younger sister
Post by Gator on Jun 1^st, 2004, 6:03pm

on 05/27/04 at 09:29:19, BobG wrote:

The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[smiley=crackup.gif] ROFLMAO!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]