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(Message started by: AlienSpaceBabe on May 24^th, 2004, 4:54pm)

Title: Best insults
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on May 24^th, 2004, 4:54pm

Personal favorite due to the irony (why would you take the time to say it if you're indifferent?), hence it's place as my tagline:

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion

unfortunate blemish

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

puss excreting rectal wart

Did you see a doctor about that yet? (point at their face)

Anyone counting noses would surely count yours as more than one.

You have the IQ of a retarded earthworm

please click the little x in the corner of your life

You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert

not a very nice person

The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote: 'Stink, Stank, Stunk!'

You're a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!

is that your face, or did your pants fall down?

That idea and a nickel won't buy jack shit.

I've packed my stuff, I grabbed my gear. You're the only bag I'm leaving here. (by the Superchargers)

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

so.....c'mon! you can think of some better ones.... post 'em and make us laugh!

Title: Re: Best insults
Post by thomas on May 24^th, 2004, 5:24pm

Talking to you is like masturbating with a cheesegrater........ painful. (Ford Fairlane)

Title: Re: Best insults
Post by Jimmy_B on May 24^th, 2004, 10:12pm

Don't forget:

1) May the moths of a thousand closets, infest your mucous membranes & cause everlasting drip.

2)Your breath reminds me of nine day old kitty litter. Nine day old moldy kitty litter, in a house without air conditioning.

Title: Re: Best insults
Post by FZfan on May 27^th, 2004, 11:53pm

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face. - FZ