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(Message started by: thomas on May 17^th, 2004, 5:18pm)

Title: Vacation in Mexico
Post by thomas on May 17^th, 2004, 5:18pm

A guy named Joe was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims.

"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."

Title: Re: Vacation in Mexico
Post by Gena on May 20^th, 2004, 11:44am

don't start this agine [smiley=argue.gif]

Title: Re: Vacation in Mexico
Post by JDH on May 20^th, 2004, 1:12pm

Boo! Hiss!

Jim

Kerry in '04!!!

Title: Re: Vacation in Mexico
Post by thomas on May 20^th, 2004, 1:33pm

oh jeez can't you guys take a joke? ::)

Title: Re: Vacation in Mexico
Post by JDH on May 20^th, 2004, 2:08pm

on 05/20/04 at 13:33:46, thomas wrote:

oh jeez can't you guys take a joke? ::)

Of course I can take a joke.
Here's another for you:

Eyes Wide Shut

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

George W. says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box. George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"