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(Message started by: EyeHurtOhio on May 12^th, 2004, 7:24am)

Title: Breaking It To Mom Gently
Post by EyeHurtOhio on May 12^th, 2004, 7:24am

LETTER TO A MOTHER
>
> A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
>With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I
>eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with
>all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
>
> But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
>happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
>me and that's one of my dreams.
>
> I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
>growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine
>and ecstasy we may want.
>
> In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,
>for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
>
> Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself
> Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
>
>Your daughter,
>
> Judith
>
> PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
>to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

Title: Re: Breaking It To Mom Gently
Post by Little Deb on May 12^th, 2004, 10:25pm

That was a good one! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

a chuckle before bed...little deb

Title: Re: Breaking It To Mom Gently
Post by Elaine on May 16^th, 2004, 4:50am

LMAO