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(Message started by: Little Deb on May 3^rd, 2004, 10:17pm)

Title: News Alert
Post by Little Deb on May 3^rd, 2004, 10:17pm

> Memorandum
> Subject: All Employees-Alert
> From: Internal Security
> Date: April29, 2004
>
>
> Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been
> seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been
> apprehended.
>
> Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Ben Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Ben
> Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
>
>
> At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh ceel
> member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident
> that anyone who looks like he's Bin Working will be very easy to spot.
>
>
> You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
>
>
> So keep on doing what you Bin Doing