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(Message started by: no-one on Apr 24^th, 2004, 11:06am)

Title: Just like a man
Post by no-one on Apr 24^th, 2004, 11:06am

SORRY GUYS

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
>bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
>
>They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
>
>The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
>
>The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate.
>
>The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
>
>The husband said, "I guess she choked."

Title: Re: Just like a man
Post by Redd715 on Apr 24^th, 2004, 3:48pm

In the mood I'm in...all I have to say is...

Typical.....

(will get out of her man hating mood when the wounds start to heal)

Title: Re: Just like a man
Post by purpleydog on Apr 25^th, 2004, 12:16pm

Hahahahahaaaaahahaha ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] ::)

purpleydog

Title: Re: Just like a man
Post by Turts on Apr 26^th, 2004, 8:01am

I dont get it.

Turts with an uncorrupted mind.

(NO, I mean I dont get it, ive been single way to long!!!)