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(Message started by: no-one on Apr 23^rd, 2004, 6:48pm)

Title: The most functional english word
Post by no-one on Apr 23^rd, 2004, 6:48pm

>
> The Most Functional English Word
>
>
> Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
> Shit may just be the most functional
> word in the English language.
>
>
>
> Consider:
> You can get shit-faced,
> Be shit out of luck,
> or have shit for brains.
>
>
> With a little effort,
> you can get your shit together,
> Find a place for your shit, Or
> be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>
>
> You can smoke shit,
> buy shit,
> sell shit,
> lose shit,
> find shit,
> forget shit,
> and tell others to eat shit.
>
>
> Some people know their shit, while
> others can't tell the difference
> between Shit and Shineola.
>
>
> There are lucky shits,
> dumb shits,
> crazy shits,
> There is bull shit,
> horse shit and
> chicken shit.
>
>
> You can throw shit,
> sling shit,
> catch shit,
> shoot the shit,
> or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>
>
> You can give a shit or
> serve shit on a shingle.
>
>
> You can find yourself in deep shit
> or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
>
> Some days are colder than shit,
> some days are hotter than shit,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
>
>
> Some music sounds like shit,
> things can look like shit,
> and there are times when you feel like shit.
>
>
> You can have too much shit,
> not enough shit,
> the right shit,
> the wrong shit or
> a lot of weird shit.
>
>
> You can carry shit,
> have a mountain of shit, or find
> yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
>fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts,
> it's the basic building block of the English language.
>
> And remember, once you know your shit,
> you don't need to know anything else!
>
>
> You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If
you
>don't give a shit!
>
>
> Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I

>do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But

>if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well,
>
>
> shit happens!
>
>

Title: Re: The most functional english word
Post by Tiannia on Apr 23^rd, 2004, 7:49pm

hehe that was funny as shit...... ;;D

Title: Re: The most functional english word
Post by Sean_C on Apr 23^rd, 2004, 7:56pm

Its religious too....Holy Shit

Shit has many different meanings..... however none that compare with the word Fuck as you will see.

http://www.littlemikey.com/properenglish.htm

PFDAN to ya'll

Sean

Title: Re: The most functional english word
Post by Samantha_Smith on Apr 25^th, 2004, 3:53pm

OMG Holy shit!!! I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.

Title: Re: The most functional english word
Post by broomhilda on Apr 25^th, 2004, 7:05pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] Becky!!!!

Andrea

Title: Re: The most functional english word
Post by Turts on Apr 26^th, 2004, 7:55am

Thats some funny shit,

Turts

Title: Re: The most functional english word
Post by sandie99 on Apr 27^th, 2004, 5:15am

Whoever came up with CHit happends..that was brilliant.